Happy Pride Month :)

when he takes a shot right in the face

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Hockey Numerology pt. 7 | pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6

E / Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin / 2024-2025 NHL Season / hockey numerology / March 7 2025 Penguins vs Golden Knights / missing scene / canon compliant / angst / trade deadline

Lines have identities. If they don't, it's just three guys skating on the ice alone. Zhenya doesn't know what his line is anymore. If he’s even had one the past few seasons.

hi. i wrote duhaime puppy play fic. since he’s barking in public and getting called doggy.

normal hockey tournament equipment… they really went fivehole

Timo Meier but gently

hitting timo meier with hammer

BTW the best coach tits in the business. Can't wait for him to get the wet shirt treatment one day, like bednar did.

very normal 2791 win celebration

edm@dal 05.25.24 | wcf game 2

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

there is so much love on this team :’)

I absolutely love how 75% of the league had a crush on while growing up or currently has a huge crush for sid

They all had posters of Sid on their walls growing up and they all had their first homosexual urges looking at those posters, I’m 100000% sure of it