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my… dustin wolf/jakub dobeš fic is underway and im rly just like wow. writing fic for yourself and Entirely Wholly Nobody Else But Yourself hits different.

I'm not done being annoying yet. Bon Appétit!

give him what he wants

Ryker Evans/Tye Kartye | 1,455 words | rated e

Rookie Free Use verse, Blowjob

Read it here!

Instead of sharing a snippet today, have a fic lol. I wrote this in a haze during work, whoops. But this verse has GRIPPED me and I had to write it! Thank you to @neutron-stars for sharing your anon ask with us!!

normal hockey tournament equipment… they really went fivehole

duo

Tyler Seguin - ESPN Body Issue

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

baby blues 🥹

(the players i can see are joe woll, brady tkachuk, and trent frederic but clayton keller is there as well!!)

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Someone compared Mack and Will having milk and cookies vs Connor Bedard Who Has Never Had Sugar In His Life and I'm now more convinced than ever Connor needs a buddy 🥺

https://www.tumblr.com/fourthliner/777739752149483521/can-someone-get-him-a-chocolate-chip-cookie-damn

Oh nooooo this comparison hadn't occurred to me!! That boy. That poor sugarless boy. Someone send Spencer Knight a package of cookies right away and tell him to feed them to Connor in small pieces until his system adjusts.