Wpg@dal 2024.02.29

omegaverse fic idea:

while hooking-up it’s expected for alphas to wear muzzles (cloth or cage, depending how kinky they want to be), because when their face is shoved in an omega’s neck up against their scent gland, it’s hard for them to control the instinct to bite and mate (even if they dont want to mate when theyre in their right mind).

Two players start hooking up, maybe for convenience, maybe for heat/rut buddy, maybe for a superstitious ritual, etc. But they both start crushing while also doubting the other likes them back. When they fuck the alpha desperately wants to take off the muzzle, but of course they dont because this is just a hook-up, a fuckbuddy, no strings attached. Meanwhile, the omega does wish the alpha would take off their muzzle. They can feel their teeth press through the cloth muzzle and it drives them insane, but they can’t ask. Why would the alpha want them. This is just convenient.

One night, without warning, while the alpha is fucking their knot into the omega, the omega unclips the muzzle, and the alpha doesn’t hesitate.

(cue worried alpha thinking the muzzle came off on accident and omega having to calm them down by confessing)

the pride flag on the hockey stick is so iconic

I would LOVE an omegaverse baby sharks fic

Oh yay!!

I don’t have a ton of thoughts on it but some of them are…

Omega Mack is in preheat and keeps stealing Beta Wills clothes for his nest

Omega Will is being courted by his old BC teammates and it’s driving Omega Mack up a wall because Will doesn’t realize it

Alpha Mack growing up thinking he was going to be an Omega (and same with Omega Will but opposite) and then having to deal with that fallout

And can’t go wrong with “oh no I’m suddenly in heat and need you to help me through it”

Help Joe Thornton whattt????? hwuh????????? I didn't know this lore?? I desperately need to see the sources if that's ok

the province article on the quote:

“Shut up, have you ever played the game? (...) I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”

some context on that for anyone who didnt see my original tags about it is that tomas hertl scored 4 goals in a game in his rookie year in which. um. the sharks won 9-2 against the rangers (gamecenter).

the people thought he was havin TOO good a time about it and also the between the legs fourth goal (youtube) so just a whole lotta askin "what do YOU think about the four goals"

barstool sports article on cockless bruins @ sharks game, in which joe thornton scores is first hat trick in over 8 years and also for the first time since tomas hertls dick trick

gamecenter on the bruins @ sharks game in question. which the sharks lost 6-5 in ot LMAO (did you know the only players left on the sharks lineup from this game are logan couture and marc-edouard vlasic?)

the mercury news also said brent burns said he would go naked. which is unrelated. completely so. now im not sayin hes still playin on the canes. but.

aren't there already.........

Pet DeBoer speaking about Mason's disallowed goal in OT:

"I’d like to get an explanation. I didn’t get an explanation. I’d heard the referees had talked to some of the players. The players had told me what the referee said but you know, sometimes that gets lost in translation, especially with some of our players so *laughs* I don’t wanna comment on it until I get an official explanation."

Five minutes earlier:

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I am Looking disrespectfully

Let’s go boys!