Fyi I Will Be Extending Some Dark Tendrils Across The Sky Later Today. Just A Heads Up

look i know the szeth prologue carries a lot of introductory information as to the magic system and how it can be used (and if there is one thing the cosmere in general excels at it is using the rules of a hard magic system in interesting ways for fight scenes) but it is so crazy that his internal monologue is so full of grief for what he is about to do and his first spoken line is "what am i? i'm sorry" and then he starts killing people in such an overcomplicated rube goldbergian way. why'd he lash a guy to the ceiling above an upright spear and just wait (fearspren spawning up around them) until the lashing broke and he impaled himself. you didnt have to do that man no one was around to see it

do you hear me? YOU LOST HER. you’ve trapped her in a human body. SHE’LL GO MAD.

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

What the actual fuck is up with all the conservative advertisements on Tumblr?

No other social media has ever shown me ads that were further than what I want or even expect to see on my feeds.

I don't give a FUCK about maga hats or tailgate festival. Like where am I? Do they know who uses this platform?

Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam. 

the ultimate bicon

Are you asking me to dance!

I want to have an aesthetic Tumblr so bad, I want it to inspire me to write and make art, but I cannot. I will be Fandom Trash forever, always have been, always will be. And my liked posts are getting crowded. They want out.