The Best Kind Of Hug Is The One You Don’t Come Out Of Alive.

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

Nordic Bunny - Smooth [Shred Force] as promised...a little edit for everyone's new favourite evil guitar 😉🎸🤘 enjoy!!!

there will be no slandering of edge's beloved very not smelly doomfanger on his watch!!!!!!

There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

take this, 🙌

after touching my colored pencils after who knows how long and finishing up some Noots I had drawn in this one sketchbook

Now THAT is my kinda costume lmaooo

Here it is, the sexiest thing I could think of dressing up as for Halloween.

i am full of childish joy you cannot match the level of whimsy rn

Hi! Remember to stay hydrated friend!

-your local space chihuahua ♡

(just saw this now ozhvohxvoh-)

Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm, we will seeeee

*opens a bottle of sprite*