rucas + faceless
“I’d recognize you anywhere.”
i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!
i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3
Boss: TJ, you are a great employee and I really don’t want to let you go, but I’m gonna need a very good explanation from you for that not to happen...
TJ: Remember how you say everyday that the customer is always right??
Boss: Seriously Kippen?...
TJ: ...And that “if it’s in our hands, we should go above and beyond to make sure they leave happy and satisfied ”??... Your words, not mine!
Boss, to himself: Oh God, I think I know where this is going...
TJ: ... the customer seemed upset and this specific request was literally in my hands! Technically I was just following your instructions!
Boss, trying to keep his composure: Bringing the customer to your side of the counter and hugging him from behind, your chin on his shoulder, while still taking orders at the register doesn’t meet that criteria!!
TJ, looking down at Cyrus, still wrapped in his arms: But that’s what the customer asked for! right muffin??
Cyrus: Yes sir, I specifically said “ I want a long and tight hug from my boyfriend, for here please”
Boss, conflicted: You could have waited until lunch break!
Cyrus, with guilty puppy eyes: I might have added the word “Now” at the end of the order... please don’t fire him, it’s all my fault...
TJ: Sir, how can one say No to those eyes?!!
Boss, defeated and sighing: Fine! I’ll let you go with a warning this time, but don’t let it happen again... and honestly, I don’t think I can fire you, your mom would never forgive me if I did
Cyrus, relieved: Thank you Mr. Kippen! Won’t happen again, we promise!
TJ, whispering while dragging Cyrus out the door with him: Talk for yourself...
Mr. Kippen: I heard that Thelonious!!.. Don’t be late for dinner!!
Cyrus’ voice from the distance: See you tonight sir!! I’ll bring dessert !!
Mr. Kippen, soft smile and rubbing his temple while making a phone call: You won’t believe what our silly son did today, that kid is so in love...
Riley <3 Lucas
“why does that character have to be queer?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be trans?”
why not?
“why does that character have to be a poc?”
why not?
and even though I´ve said I am ready for this loooong hiatus to be over, all of the sudden I don´t feel prepared, like AT LLl! It´s almost like the bittersweet feeling I felt the day before I started my high school senior year, because even though I´m excited and know something great is coming, at the same time I know it is also the beginning of the end... am I the only one feeling like this? maybe? lol, dont mind me
#just two gays breaking laws on disney channel
“My Anne with an E. It always has been and always will be... You.”
it means you, riley
( girl meets ski lodge, part 2 🍁 july 29th, 2016 || happy anniversary, rucas fandom! )
lucas and i did really well on the assignment. i think that we connected.
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