I’m Begging Them To Call It Literally Anything Else

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

Me at an outing: Hello there, how do you feel about [thing I like]?

Other person: I quite vehemently dislike [thing]

Me again, hurriedly placing sticks of baked bread in my knapsack: I must abscond from this unfavorable situation immediately

i had to take a 20 min break before resuming the episode when i first watched this

How to create the creepy mirror effect using a panorama. By lililwanjun10

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

Me:*opens browser while working on essay*

Brain: hoe don't do it

Me:*opens tumblr*

Brain: oh my god

jake gyllenhaal representing my two moods

you know when dogs do the tiny growl before they bark? that means they’re charging up the bark to be more powerful