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i cant frickin breathe??? wow

cuz darling i’m a trashcan dressed like a slightly nicer trashcan

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

Once on my way to work I saw a bird and imagined what they would look like if they had proportional to their sizes human noses, and that it would be something that would come from you. I don't know if you take suggestions but I had to tell you this.

youre waiting at a bus stop when this lands on your shoulder and sharply inhales, just once. unnerved, you turn to the person next to you and see they havent even noticed; in fact, nobody around you seems to be paying attention. you casually inquire when the bus is arriving, and they dont so much as glance at the bird the whole time they answer. you realize nobody else can see it but you. it inhales again

when a mutual unfollows u months ago and u didnt know and you’ve been likeing their posts still: *some drake line about lies and deception*

Everything movies taught me about archery is wrong. This is a complete mind-blower. 8D

If you are even remotely interested in archery or medieval combat, check this out, it’s just great!

April Yang

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