Bonus

evVERY TIME SOMEONe FOLLOWS ME I JUSt imagine them like

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

An actual text I was sent

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

current mood

a sketch of Ash and Pikachu for the lovely anon

when you don’t pay the electric bill by Gary Rojas

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof!