Hello, Tumblr. Come At Me. I’m TJ, Or The Amazing Atheist, AKA Everything Your Safe Spaces Don’t

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

Back to school bath bomb from Lush

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEARN THAT HARRY DIDN’T STEAL NEVILLE’S LOLLIPOP, IT GOT STUCK TO HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK AS HE WALKED PAST. 

IF HE STOLE IT 

A) WE WOULD SEE HIS HAND STICKING OUT TO GRAB IT

B) IF HARRY WAS EATING IT, IT WOULD BE INVISIBLE SINCE ANYTHING UNDER THE CLOAK BECOMES INVISIBLE

kurt vonnegut, being good at things is not the point of doing them.

How old were you when you lost your virginity???

It was the winter of 1932 on the wintery tundra of Saskatchewan. I had put my virginity down for only a second, but when I turned to retrieve it, it was gone. It’s been 82 years, and not a day goes by when I don’t wonder where my virginity ran off to, and how much differently my life would be if I had never lost it. Godspeed to you, virginity. Godspeed.

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

I’ve run out of content to look at on here, would appreciate if you goons got to work. Thanks.