Legolas Pretty Quickly Gets In The Habit Of Venting About His Travelling Companions In Elvish, So Long

We freed them…but at what cost?

It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do

shit hahahah

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old

I’m auctioning this paint on Daily Paintworks. 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to the National Head Start Association’s Dollar per Child advocacy campaign. Head Start has been an invaluable resource for my family, and this campaign lets our voices be heard in Washington D.C

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

no shit sherlock

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries