When People Are Born, They Have A Streak Of Hair The Same Color And Texture As Their Soulmate’s Natural

The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song on Marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne.

for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high

me: hey sorry i cant make it tomorrow!

person: aw whats wrong?

me: i don't wanna come

why is it so hard 2 make friends :(

this hurt to laugh at

concept: beauty and the beast but instead of the beast turning handsome, the beauty also turns into a beast and they’re beasts together

You can add ‘Forensic’ before any job title to make it sound cooler.

No one got hurt in this attack. Because the attacker did not use a weapon that can mow down people in seconds… it also didn’t happen in the US.

Police in Baltimore are amped and ready to tell you about every detail of damage inflicted upon patrol cars, buildings, exaggerated accounts of assault from ‘mobs’ of ‘threatening’ high schoolers–but can they tell you what Freddie Gray did? Can they explain with the same transparency and vigour what Freddie Gray did to deserve being beaten to the point where his spine was 80% severed from his cervical region? Freddie Gray was carrying a switchblade of legal size, Freddie Gray’s murderers unabashedly failed to provide him proper medical care under their custody, Freddy Gray fell into a coma after an hour of his confrontation with the police. Police officers in Baltimore are ready and prepared to go on CNN and discuss the number of cracks on their windshield but will not and cannot explain to you why Freddie Gray was targeted on April 12th, 2015. 

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People keep asking who is behind this account, SO. My name is James I am 18 and I live in England.