Aries - “Sometimes I might meet people and they might just not like me, not want to get to know me. And that’s okay. They’re boring as hell anyway.”
Taurus - “I’ve learned from every setback, proudly own up to my mistakes, grown from disappointments, and now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.”
Gemini - “I say I really like my slutty costumes. It’s, like, tongue in cheek. But I do, I really like my slutty costumes.”
Cancer - “The other day I was joking to one of my friends. He was like, ‘You’re kind of everywhere right now.’ I was like, ‘I know; I’m America’s sweetheart.’ He laughed in my face.”
Leo - “I can’t explain witchcraft. I just feel like I’m coming into my own. I’m confident in who I am and what I’m doing. I’m just having a great time.”
Virgo - “Nobody loves me as much as I love me; so I guess I’ll just be my own Valentine tomorrow.”
Libra - “I was recently asked in an interview what its like to be a gay athlete in sports. I said that it’s exactly like being a straight athlete. Lots of hard work but usually done with better eyebrows.”
Scorpio - "I’m like a witch and you can’t kill me. I keep coming back every year, and every year I get better.”
Sagittarius - “I’m going to go to Target, and I’m going to get a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc Oyster Bay with the twist top. Yeah. Uh-huh. Immediately. You can come right over. I live like 15 minutes from LAX and we can just have a day.“
Capricorn - “Maybe if this were my fifth Olympic Games, I’d say, ‘Oh, I wish it were like this, or like that.’ But honestly, at this point in my life, if they said, ‘Here’s your opening ceremony outfit,’ and then handed me a piece of rope and some broken sticks and a trash bag, I’d be like, ‘IT’S GORGEOUS. I’LL MAKE IT WORK.”
Aquarius - “I might not be the best, but I’m the most fun. I’m going to skate my heart out.”
Pisces - “With everything going on in the media about me this Valentine’s Day I don’t want people to get distracted and forget how beautiful I am (on the outside).”
I hope this is real
HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND. Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates
This is how all capcom crossovers start, nothing else can convince me otherwise.
Ryu has appeared in xmen vs street fighter, marvel super heroes vs street fighter, marvel vs capcom 1, 2 and 3, capcom vs snk 1 and 2 + svc chaos, namco x capcom, project x zone 1 and 2, pocket fighters, super gem fighters, capcom fighting revolution, tatsunoko vs capcom, asura’s wrath, super smash bros and the movie wreck it ralph. That’s quite a lot
A Good Thread about The Hobbit and Bilbo from yesterday. Didn’t realize it was the anniversary!
I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account
Drake & Josh // Reunited
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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