I Wanna Play A Tabletop RPG Where My Six Stats Are

Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

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hi No one give a shit about u any more

Hi back!

I think you are being really unfair to the letter u. It is a nice letter, and I would argue an indispensable one. Without u, we wouldn’t have music or justice. U matters! U will always matter.

dear people who walk up two steps at a time on the stairs: what do you need to prove

She tried to murder my mans

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people