How Do I Tell My Mom That This “minimalist Wooden Nativity Set” She Put Up Just Looks Like A Forest

Welcome back to Tumblr. Would you like some discourse? Or a funny picture?

Or maybe you want… me? 

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

remembering there was homework as you walk into class 

art

when the post is the deactivated blog being roasted i feel like we are passing by a murder

i hate how when you scroll over posts it says blogs are deactivated like i fell like we are passing a corpse and it feels wrong

*calls 911*: “i’m taking poison damage at the corner of 6th and main”

me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past

my players: