Me: *flirts W/ Someone* Them: *flirts Back* Me: Woah Calm Tf Down Im Not Interested…………

With tumblr deciding that its a good time to jump back 7 years and decide that a forum like format of posting is a good idea for a social media based website in the year 2015, I have decided to embrace it and will not be tagging all of my posts with the following signature:

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You say ‘amateur’ as if it was a dirty word. ‘Amateur’ comes from the Latin word ‘amare’, which means to love. To do things for the love of it.

Mozart in the Jungle (via arewhedonyet)

hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :)

i want…………………………a normie gf

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.

Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.

If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)

Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!

IM IN WALMART PARKING LOT IN FLORIDA WHY THE FUCK THEY GOT A ANIMAL CROSSING CARAVAN HERE

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke 

me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post* 

I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender

and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain

you were broken and you wanted me to break too

your knife against my pale pink skin, deepen the wound

“its fine” 

january 19 2017