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somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

why are children’s tickets less expensive at the movies

like u gonna make them pay less to make more noise

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