me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!
me thirty minutes later:
jock is NOT the opposite of goth. prep is the opposite of goth, and nerd is the opposite of jock. like this
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.
"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"
I’ve run out of content to look at on here, would appreciate if you goons got to work. Thanks.
a comic about critique based on a tweet
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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