remember when paul, sebastian, anthony and chris were on jimmy kimmel and jimmy was like “wait, what do u mean there was a lot of lube?” and seb goes “well i mean i gotta get in there…right.” and then the four of them just
and summed themselves up perfectly? seb’s just instant regret, chris is like “seb that’s gonna be on the internet forever”, mackie’s like ayyyy that’s my boy right there, and paul is questioning how he ended up with these people
guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers
"Fuck school", I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s
You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.
I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.
I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.
when someone unfollows me
not to be all “tw*light did nothing wrong” but misogyny honest to god killed the hunger games
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