Bae: Come Over

I love when new followers are like

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

j j abrams: we're going to do some rewrites to episode vii in response to fan reactions about certain minor characters

fandom: stORMPILOT stto r mpilo t finnpOE mmmmstorm p i l o t poes fuckjn gay ohmygod

j j, whispering to his co-writers behind his hand: operation lazarus is go. we're bringing jar jar back i repeat we are bringing jar jar back

how do u address the meme king 

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now: