“Did You Study For The Test?”

A the barber shop

Barber: would like a haircut

Me: yes I would love A hair cut

Barber: haha classic joke

*barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin

Barber: y did u do this

Me: so I could make this post

Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life

Me: but I've been working on this post for years

Some questions to ask ourselves before voting:

How will my vote affect the story and direction of our country? Is this candidate I’m voting for going to help defuse our current racial tensions? Is this candidate going to hold themselves accountable as an example? Is this candidate capable of proper foreign policy as well as bridging the divisions between American individuals? Is this candidate a step forward in the tapestry of progress and history? Is this candidate the kind of person who can address grief, loss, and prayers with sincerity and movement? Who are we more or less comfortable with in directing our social and cultural narrative?

hey so? we all know like. antisemitic jokes arent funny right? joking abt the death of millions isnt “adult humor” or even “dark humor” its laughing at a group of people that were violently attacked and killed in large numbers of the fact that they were Jewish. like how does that not register with some of yoy guys you guys? “ahaha gas chamber joke lol its funny its not happening now and I wasnt in the holocaust lol”

Oh Farm?

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

Do you struggle with any mental health issues at all?

hickory nuts are some of the most popular among foragers in the united states, but it can be difficult to crack open the nut without also breaking up the meat inside into unsatisfying small pieces. the nuts have a double shelled system, and the meat inside is separated into several different chambers - while this DOES set them apart from the toxic lookalike, the buckeye, its also the main reason as to why the nuts are so frustrating to open and harvest from.

i’m basically everyone in this