I Tried To Make Shrek Look Like Sasuke, But He Looks More Like Itachi.

Taiwanese Pet Groomers Give Haircuts to Small Dogs to Make Their Heads Appear Perfectly Square or Round

“best stuff first” is probably one the dumbest things this website has ever done

When your mate’s snoring too loud…

“He’s been snoring for hours and I can’t get to sleep… What I’m gonna do is, I’m gonna hit him with this pillow…OK?”

“Fuck! Fuck Jacob get fucking down. I’ve been fuckin’ shot”

[Laughter]

“JACOB”

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys 

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct 

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’ 

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’ 

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

Cascada but everytime we touch I get this feeling