If You Stretched Out An Average Person’s Skin Over A Football Field, You Would Be Arrested And No One

Me as a model: no i don’t like that picture delete it

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Here’s the stuff I did for that Starbomb video. I work at Yotta now.

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her

like they stole a street sign 

that said the street name

they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school

and all 100 kids were like stealing signs

my english teacher was the head of a crime ring

She’s actually deflecting two lasers, double the laser deflection, double the feminism.

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.