Best One I’ve Seen All Morning Tbh

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

To clarify, it does not burn to generate heat. You place it in a gas based fire fixture and it helps distribute and radiate the heat from the gas burner system.   

Fire glass produces more heat than real wood, and also is environmentally friendly. There is no smoke, it’s odorless and doesn’t produce ash. You are able to stay toasty warm without cutting down trees and the specially formulated glass crystals give off no toxic deposit.

it’s only a matter of time before ellen invites papaw on her show and gives him a lifetime supply of grandkids to eat dinner with

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

Father Tomas by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

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[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Father Tomas Ortega from The Exorcist. Portrait is from the waist up. Tomas is in profile, wearing a priest’s black cassock over a black shirt with a white clerical collar. He has short, wavy black hair and a soft, close beard. Golden sunlight shines at his back, casting much of him in shadow. The background is dark purple accented with a vertical band of glowing red.]

about your fawkes the phoenixes post, i always thought fawkes was based on a secretary bird. could you draw fawkes as one? that'd be so cool

ayy you mean this post ?? and yeah actually secretary birds are kind of the body type i imagine for em anyway ! maybe

Can someone please tell me why I’m turned on right now