Zhongluc head-canons
1. Coffee dates A LOT of coffee dates they’ll most likely choose a secluded cafe that doesn’t have many people crowding in.
2. Zhongli always wants to pay but guess what mans forgot his wallet 😭.
3. Seeing that Zhongli (as always) doesn’t have cash Diluc pays instead which results in Zhongli sulking all the way home.
4. CUDDLES. They cuddle a lot, there’s times Zhongli won’t wake up and asks Diluc for a kiss which Diluc eagerly reluctantly grants.
5. Kaeya gets wing man of the century award (also Childe is the corner crying because Xiangcheng already dates someone)
6. When Zhongli confessed Diluc cried and Zhongli here was panicking because he was thing what he did wrong (He said Diluc is the most beautiful phoenix soaring through the sky and the only one Zhongli has ever loved)
7. Cue Donna and Childe sobbing their eyes out.
when you realize all your fav characters have suffered trauma or have been abused at some point: 😔🔫
like you don't even know at first then it slowly unravels( RETAI- gets slapped) and the feels slap you like truck-kun slaps transmigrators.
*sobs* IDIAZULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IDIA SHOWING MY BBY AFFECTION😭😭❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️ AJKHArYAWREIU I LOVE THEM
more luca AU idiazu version
➡ octa version
same bestie 😔✋
I wish i had an octoboyfriend, too...
bruh I need NHS and SJ interacting like bro I have a feeling Jiu-mei and Huaisang would be friends because FANS. They have beautiful ass fans green eyes (ayo y’all twins?) and bro I just think they’d click well cuz the POTENTIAL. We put two emotionally apathetic scholar bishes in one room and they talk about fans and how they’re going to destroy the world or just Jiu-mei ranting about LQG what can be better? And guess what they both became they way they are after losing their brothers (Ik YQY isn’t SJ’s brother but just roll with it he calls him Qi-ge).
hey guess what nie huaisang and shen qingqiu NEED to meet at least one so they can both flick open their fans and hide behind it as they proceed to bs their way through everything
Akito interested me a lot when I saw furuba I had so much hope for her. The author created such a great character and it all went to waist just for her to end up with someone as a form of ‘redemption’ like ma’am that isn’t redemption from I saw Shigure is so toxic most Shigure fans will just ignore that and continue with their day but Ik you’ve seen the episodes that man is such a sociopath. Her ‘happy ending’ isn’t a happy ending at all and it has has so much plot holes we could’ve seen so much character development with her but the fandom hates her and the author most probably didn’t care. Listen Ik fruits basket is most about kyoru and yumachi but wtaf the amount of potential Akito had all went to waste I was kinda hoping for Akito to go to therapy first and then fall in love with someone who genuinly loves her no strings attached but look what the cat brought in. And Ik what Akito did was wrong but she doesn’t deserve to suffer for that till she DIES and her son he is so mistreated just because he was the ‘villain’s son.
I watched the ep
if you kin or simp for these 4 congratulations you’re my new best friend
WARNING: HAS SOME SPOILERS
1. Akito sohma
I don’t know the first episode I saw her I was like is this love? WTF MA’AM LOOK AT ME. I’m still salty she left me for Shigure. Season 3 fucked me up bad I love the Kyoru and Yumachi moments a lot but seeing Shigure meaning a manipulative bitch has me wanting to slap him.
2. Shen jiu (not shen yuan)
mf’s backstory has me crying tearing up print outs of Yue Qingyuan because STUPID QI-GE YOU DON’T HAVE 2 BRAIN CELLS DO YOU? I do not take criticism for kinning him go read his back story he only had qi-ge left in his life and YQY didn’t have the balls to come thru and tell him. I will forever hate Mu QingFang because bitch delivered medicine late to Qing Jing purposefully. In general I hate all the Peak Lords except SJ (LQG is still funny at times so kudos for that) because they ratted him out ヽ( `д´*)ノ.
3. Nie Huaisang
is it even a surprise this man is gorgeous af and bruh the amount of grief the resonated from him when NMJ died was enough to make me read and write canon-divergent fanfics where NMJ didn’t die and NHS didn’t have to suffer. Bro the fact that he revived Wei Ying surprised me and the bird scene the symbolism bro...... and yes he has a fan I have a thing for men/women with fans and green eyes. Don’t lie Nie Huaisang had us all fooled.
4. Zero Kiryu
ever had a crush that just doesn’t seem to leave you yea that’s what happened to me. And yes I still re-watched vampire knight twice this year because nostalgia and I was bored. Big mistake. I was contantly pointing at the tv either crying or cursing out Yuki because bitch who leaves THE perfect man and goes to your incest crazy brother. Bruh and Zero still loved Yuki like bro.... SHE HAD BOTH THEIR KIDS (mind you I love their daughters especially Ren because awooga she gorgeous and is exactly like her father). So yes I have a lot of bad blood with vampire knight’s ending my mans died and that piece of shit still lived what you expect.
5. Seth (Ennead)
SEASON 2 IS HERE WOOH AND IN THE FIRST CHAPTER WE SEE SETH BEING THE SAVAGE HE IS. Anyways as the last 4 Seth has well a lot of trauma. My guy is too beautiful to exist so he got well........ Anyways great character development ISIS AND OSIRIS SUCK MAKE THEM UNEXIST. And would you look at that he got Zeus on his simp line too. Seth might start out as a shitty abusive character at first but trust me you’ll learn to love him soon enough. His coping mechanisms aren’t well working anymore and Anubis is hating him. He’s a great father and husband no matter what.
wtf why did you read all of this? You just wasted 5 minutes of your life congratulations. This is just a pre-exam stress rant if you’re wondering. But yea if you kin for any or all of them dm me let’s have a talk about them sometime.
ayo qijiu stans I got something for you
imagine SJ singing Big brother I’m gonna be just like you as he cries when LBG leaves him with Xuan Su’s shards and as he says the last line he swallows the last shard and slowly disappears
yea I pained myself by imagining this now you have to too.
they’re ALL SO PRETTY BUT NIE HUAISANG AHO I BOW DOWN STEP ON ME
“Gusu Lan Sect, Lan Wangji.”
“Wei Ying.”
“Emperor’s Smile, I’ll share one with you, can you pretend you didn’t see me?”
“Why would I not dare to turn up here? I’ve faced 3000 people myself before.”
“Ah Xian.”
“I’d like to see just what minor and small evil spirits dare to create trouble here.”
“Becoming strong… this is something that is within my expectations.”
“Being hardworking in studies and practice is a priority for all Lan disciples.”
“How boring, where’s Fairy?”
“Walking quickly is forbidden in Cloud Recesses!”
“Who has summoned me? It sounds so familiar…”
“How did I end up meeting him again?”
陈情令 The Untamed Game Official PV 1
And we have a bonus character who literally has no character card because he’s that extra:
I'm legit sobbing my exam's going on so I couldn't give venti a birthday fic😭😭😭
Venti late bday fanart!
Well this blew up 👁️👄👁️
When you run out of fanfics of our ship
Sauce not an obsession
I have an exam on the 29th but oisuga is more important
oisuga draw I did for the oisuga valentines exchange!!
sugawara harem I approve <( ̄︶ ̄)>
suga + captains
he’s multi-faceted!
BAHAHAHAHAHAA *wheezing intensifies* My headcanon was that kaeya would be sitting on diluc’s bed waiting for looking all smug and shit and in the background that one trouble parody is playing
diluc: returns to mondstadt after his three-year journey kaeya:
ayo if y’all have any diluc harem art or fics pls show me I’ve seen aether and lumine harem I loved them now I need Diluc’s harem
jsbgjhdgd I love that anime and the art here is so pretty like what. Istg your Diluc is so pretty I wanna squish him and kaeya’s affectionate gaze ughhh
kaeyas moving castle
When you run out of fanfics of your ship
Sauce not an obsession
I headcannon Zhongli glaring at Venti before looking over at Xiao and saying " If anything happens to my son I will END you"
Pov you're oikawa after Aoba Johsai lost the match:
You hear someone loud footsteps and the slamming open the door. You see the horrifying sight of......
Oh there’s an abundance of fluff in here *after reading all the fluff* oh no seems I have finished all the fluff
*sees angst* Well let’s try something different (guess what it wasn’t a good idea)
because now you're is drowning oisuga, kagesuga, kaeluc, qijiu and bingjiu angst and suffering crying “*insert character name* DESERVED BETTER WHY WHY”
after reading about 300 fanfics about shen jiu and seeing a whole lotta fan art you can't convince me SJ isn't a Tsundere in the disguise of a cold relentless kuudere
Bro you think you can hurt me? I'm a Shen Jiu kinnie who ships Qijiu and Bingjiu and reads angst till 3 am.
So yeah you can *goes to sob in the corner*
I need the luck please let me have enough diamonds for the next event in love nikki