jiuyuan head-canons ft. Jiu-mei’s harem:
X)Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu’s littol pogcamp that gets a lil too touchy in front of YQY
X) He’s a petty lil hoe that gets real smug if SJ shows even a lil teensy weensy bit of affection. ( And your damn right he boasts about how SJ let him hold his hand for 0.50 secs)
X) VINEGAR JARS VINEGAR JARS EVERYWHERE.
X) SY is still a protag thigh hugger but will still fight LBH if he becomes a potential rival in love.
X) LQG and YQY having existential crises.
X) LQG actually had a chance at getting Jiu-mei’s affection (but voila author-san became a shencest stan blame @lunariday)
X) @lunariday I LOVE BANISH THE SHADOWS.
X) Shen Jiu is the big spoon and tightly hugs Shen Yuan whenever he sleeps because he’s afraid if he lets go no one will love him again.
X) Shen Yuan learnt how to cook Tanghulu for Shen Jiu.
X) Shen Jiu loves braiding Shen Yuans hair ( he often wonders how this mf got such smooth hair)
X) “XIAO JIU XIAO JIU WHYYYY WHERE DID QI-GE GO WRONG?” (you know exactly where it got wrong man up and tell him)
X) LQG saw SJ’s hickey that SY left on him and he became jealous not that he’ll ever admit we go back to the brothel conspiracy theories.
this came out so bad Idk how to write I’m sorry I just want to see these two hug beneath a cherry blossom tree.
my horny ass could NOT live in gotham 🤣
HOW THE FUCK DID SHEN JIU LOSE TO DOOF? BRUH DOOF HAS FULFILLING RELATIONSHIPS AND PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR HIM SO MUCH. SHEN JIU HAS NO ONE (qi-ge fumbled too hard to be considered don't you dare @me) AND HE WAS A SLAVE AND CSA VICTIM?
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT: [SPOILERS AND POSSIBLE TRIGGERS AHEAD]
SHEN JIU//ORIGINAL SHEN QINGQIU:
DR. DOOFENSMIRTZ:
#atp yea so true
Jade and Floyd don't give Azul butterflies anymore, they just give him brain damage.
i have barely read tgcf but i think ling wen and shen jiu could be friends LOL both are very competent ppl plus sj prefers interacting with women after all..... romantically tho i cannot imagine anyone from any mxtx novel (or anywhere at all maybe) with sj until he goes thru intensive therapy 😭
LOOK AT THIS BIG BRAIN PERSON and yea...romatically ling wen x shen jiu doesn't work for me but I can see these two overworked bbys ranting and well SJ wouldn't even glance back at anyone from MXTX or actually anywhere until he goes to therapy and realizes that well not everyone with potentially traumatize him mxtx pls give him a happy ending/ therapy he deserves it he’s been thru enough 😭😭😭😭
oh lookie what I found
ngl I started this because this looks like liushen or maybe liujiu (without shen jiu’s trauma and after he has therapy and a lot of coddling)
ACK LIUJIU FEELS. this reminds of that one au where after liu qingge died and became a ghost that is tied to shen jiu. Gawd that was sad. Ok enough with my liujiu angst the art btw is simply beautiful and I’m starting the first chapter let’s see how it goes
Update: the story is going really cute and wholesome love it
Name an mxtx crossover (tgcf or mdzs) ship with Shen Jiu (either romantic or platonic)
I head-canon Jiang Cheng and Shen Jiu being friends that rant about Wei Wuxian and maybe Liu Qingge ya feel me
I need the luck please let me have enough diamonds for the next event in love nikki
She was coquette before coquette was a thing 😔❤️🎀🎀
She's so beautiful auuughh... forget about all the vampire nonsense, both of us can run away together <3