I Really Loved Trunks And Goten’s Friendship As A Kid! Seeing Them Drift Apart In GT Made Me Sad…

Still on the vein of “what if Stanley stuck around paranoid!Ford for a couple of weeks prior to their ultimate fight!” AU. (Stanley already has the burn because of Reasons.)

Ford’s paranoia reaches hysterical levels high at 3 am like clockwork, and Stanley’s getting real sick of being woken up from uneasy sleep by his brother rambling about bloody eyes and triangles when he’s already sleep deprived himself. Cue lots of throwing each other around and arguing :D

i loved you, best i could. x

inedia! 🍉

Evil Morty discovers that Ricks collect Mortys and make them fight each other. For fun.

Continuation of my Evil Morty origin story (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Sometimes Stan forgets.

Sometimes Bill remembers.

Doing what? the twitch of Itachi’s eyebrow said, but the boy said nothing.

The genjutsu was subtle: the widening of his jaw, the thickening of that slender neck. The Akatsuki cloak gave his shoulders a broader girth, too. All an illusion to make Itachi look older than his fourteen years. Kisame was not fooled, but he was amused. He wondered how long Itachi had been casting it, renewing it, slowly aging it until even he himself had forgotten the youth of his face.

“You’ll grow into it, I suppose,” Kisame murmured.

Itachi emitted a subvocal noise of annoyance. Kisame laughed and brushed past him. He’d killed all his partners and he’d likely end up killing this boy, too. But until then, he’d enjoy provoking the farce until his facade fell. What fun it was to live in such interesting times!

(Based on my headcanon that Itachi had a long-running genjutsu of himself at all times, which would explain why Itachi always looked so damn old in everyone’s memory even though he was supposed to be thirteen when he massacred his clan.)

>:DDDD

(Okay, I NKOW you all were probably asking for fluff/comedy but my brain just wasn’t having it today. I’M SORRYYYyyyyyy~)

BAD DEAL, BAD END

(a what if scenario wherein Ford and Stan are captured by Bill during Weirdmaggedon, and tortured so Bill can get Ford to cough up the equation to free him and his minions. Bill can control space and matter so he can bring the twins back to life as many times as he so desires).

Obito…every day that goes by, I get older than you. Isn’t that just awful?

But, you know what…? I’m going to try my best to live for you, too.