I… I’ve Got Something In My Eye…

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Words I've said today as an adult...

"Give me Snickers or give me death"

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Dean Winchester | 11x03 “The Bad Seed”

i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead

Wow, what a sacrifice

boardwalk path to match the wooden bridge 

In the years before I found asexuality, the thought that repeatedly ran through my head was “I don’t like boys… but I don’t like girls either. Can’t I just be nothing? Just nothing?” And for a year and a half now I’ve had a name for it. I love knowing that there are so many of you out there that feel the same, and that it’s not just me. Thank you tumblr and thank you ace awareness week!

Hahaha, yes!

Attempting to cheer up your friend after a break up:

I hate that I can have an okay day. Come home. And one fucking comment can ruin my attitude. People have asked me why I'm so spiteful...because I could have cured cancer and my family would still nag me about a can of coke I left on MY desk before I went and cured cancer and i hadn't thrown the can away yet