Your Boyfriend Has Affected Us In The Following Ways No.1 He Is Uglyyyyyyyyy

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend. i want a girlfriend.

When I do that I turn it into anger while banging my toe on something as a disguise

Have you ever read something cute in a car or a train and you couldn’t contain your feelings but on the other hand there were people around you so you just hit your head repeatedly to the nearest hard surface

Because I have

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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*sighs*

*opens tumblr*

sorry to be insane on main as ever but the mere concept of buddie has me tearing up like. no trope gets me more than friends to lovers. to love your friend so deeply that you fall in romantic happy ever after love with them. like fr fr that is my drug of choice. i love it! i love them! friends falling in love is the beeeeeeeeeest

*When someone has insulted my ship*

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

AKA school