Omg The Chicken Has A Tiara

Pyro go burrr

did you guys know I can animate

Omg this is amazing

Ik how you feel, it's the worst

Fucking hate periods.

Thank fucking god this is my Friday and Im not working until Sunday night

Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.

Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-

Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

Transcribed phone call

Spy & Scout's mother

Spy: salute Charlotte.

Other line: hi *redacted*, how have you been?

S:*notable pause and sigh* a nervous wreck.

O,l: I hear ya, I am too. Is he getting any better?

S: non, he is getting worse.

*pause*

S: medic has had to intubate him. How has it gotten this bad? Why can't I do anyth-

O,l: *redacted*, calm down. t's not going to help at all, is it?

S: Non, it is not

O,l: ok then, how's 'bout this, I come down help however I can , one of my boys can come with me. Hav'n his Ma and one of his brothers might help.

S: it shouldn't be necessary, Mon petit chouflour.

O,l: nonsense! I wanta see my baby boy!

Spy: than I will see you when you get here, please don't bring any of the grandchildren, we don't know if it's contagious yet.

Other line: alright sweetheart, I'll be there as soon as we can.

i thot the beatles died

Autism Rizz for sam, apparently

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

Merry smissmas!!

Might have to edit or update my infection au because of the 7th comic confirming a few things

I'm may not be born in America, but my mom comes from there and I have family there as well. I want this place to be a safe place and welcome to everyone! I myself and genderfluid and bi!

URGENT: HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

The Israeli occupation forces launched drone strikes on my husband, Fayez, and my son, Mohammad.

my husband was hit in the head, while my son Mohammad was wounded in his legs.

Although my husband's condition has stabilized, my son is still suffering immensely and urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

I need your help please donate and share, evry contribution, no matter how small, brings us hope in these dark times.

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

Please Donate now:👇👇 👇

https://gofund.me/305028dd

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