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a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me

Drunk Seed Headcanons

Drunk Faith: you know those posts about drunk white girls who are super nice and considerate but also giggly and adorable? That’s Faith. She would feed you and make sure you have a ride home and tell you how excellent your clothes are and then she falls asleep in the hallway curled up on the stairs. 

Drunk John: performing ridiculously skilled dance moves across his ranch with a bottle of some expensive, organic, small-batch IPA in his hand while big band or swing music can be heard for miles away, OR listening to emo music alone with hard liquor while trying to fix one of his planes and then crying because he pinched his finger and it’s gonna leave a maaaaaaaark!

Drunk Joseph: he does not imbibe because of the LORD! (but he sure does toss back a couple shots if shit hits the fan, and then he’s just all weepy and sleepy. Don’t get Joseph drunk, please.)

Drunk Jacob: Knocks back a lot of alcohol - like, a LOT - and then takes a nap. What he doesn’t know is that before he went to sleep, he went through his camp and chastised each and every one of his Judges for not wearing pants because that’s INDECENT, you guys, please, we have an image to uphold.

I am concerned for Dylan’s sanity.

Charlie: My dick has a lot in common with the sun

Danny: Nobody likes looking at it directly?

Jorel: It gives people diseases?

Johnny: Direct exposure can lead to chemical burns?

Charlie: Woah guys

Johnny: It rises at the crack of dawn?

Danny: It disappears when one needs it most?

Johnny: It needs to stay fuckin much away from me?

Jorel: No one will ever touch it?

Charlie: GUYS

J3T: “(Bye, guys!) Fuck you, Brian.”

Brian Cox: “Why?”

J3T: “I don’t know what it is about you, you make me want to regurgitate.”

Brian Cox’s Instagram

Dʀ. Kɪɴɢ Sᴄʜᴜʟᴛᴢ || Pᴏɴʏ

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When I tell you I snorted!

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John > Faith > Bliss > Jacob > Joseph