It May Take Me A Month To Put Out A Chapter But At Least Im Not Using Ai To Write It.

im a walking talking stereotype im afraid

oh look. another trans boy named alex on tumblr. join the club dude.

alright buddy

how does it feel to also show up on those basic trans guy name lists?

I actually dont care what my teachers think of me (i cried after parents evening)

Sometimes i wonder how Phillip Hamilton intended to be "like [his] father but bolder" when his father is literally ALEXANDER HAMILTON, but then i remember he arranges a threesome with two girls upon meeting them then goes and challenges a stranger to a duel (historically he was drunk when he did this and only sobered up while he was stood there about to duel him) and im like oh okay then. any bolder than good ol a.ham and you verge on being really self destructive and kinda horny.

(also not only his he his fathers son he is also clearly related to eliza cos he was like "hello mr eaker how was your show :))))))" )

S2 hyper skeptical Jon is so funny because each episode is like

"...Sasha has made me promise not to go into the tunnels anymore as she says it is having a negative impact on my mental health and she insists that i go and sit outside on lunch breaks with her because i "havent seen sunlight in a week" whatever. End recording."

"Supplemental. I am in the tunnels now. I haven't eaten in 12 hours. I have half a bottle of water and three dead torches. Maybe Sasha was right...."

aww thank you, right back at you

but also @girl-rudely-interrupted @preposterousray @pigeons-on-crack @crunchyaps

When the mutual you really enjoy seeing in ur notes shows up in ur notes

the antidote to sadness is not laughter, but expression

Maybe in another universe where i didn't grow up angry and you didn't grow up sad

250 likes! Thats a lot guys, thank you!

Very long list of things i loved in Hamilton

"Alexshander hamilton" in the first song (I'm crying hes so pathetic i love him)

*clicks* "YES."

"He looked at me like I was stupid I'm NOT STUPID."

Laurens tapping on the table <3

"If you stand for nothing Burr what'll you fall for?"

"Who are you? / Who are you? / Whew are yew?"

"ENTER ME" (he says in parenthesis)

"Ahnarchy? how you say? AHH ANARCHY!"

"I got you knuckleheads in Loco Parentis,"

"Laurens i like you a lot ;)"

"Are we a nation of states? Whats the state of our nation?"

When they nearly kiss in the story of tonight.

"EXCUSE ME MISS I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY BUT YOUR PERFUME SMELLS LIKE YOUR DADDY'S GOT MONEY!"

"Burr you disgust me." "Ah, so you've discussed me? I'm a trust fund baby you can trust me ;)"

"HEAR YE HEAR YE!!" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Herc and Laff pushing him forward and Burr pushing him back

"You cry in your tea which you throw in the sea when you see me go by,"

Vocals in "oceans rise, empires fall" go down on rise and up on fall. musical equivalent of writing blue in red pen.

"Dying is easy, young man, living is harder." ATE??

"We're reliable with the LADIES!" 

"Martha Washington named her feral tom cat after him-" "-thats true :D"

"Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one ;)" 

"Hey, hey, hey, hey," *Eyefucks the front row of the audience*

"Im just saying if you really loved me you would share him ;)" 

THE DANCE PLS.

THE GROWL IN "As long as I'm alive Eliza swear to god you'll never feel so-"

"My life is going fine because Eliza's in it <3"

"Hes penniless hes flying by the seat of his pants-"

"Cause if the tomcat can get married!"

"To the newly not poor of us!" "HA"

"Well iiii heeeard,,,, you gottaspecialsomeone on the siiiiiidee buurrrr," 

*softly* "Oh shit.." 

"_ doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes and we keep _ anyway, we _ and we _ and we _ and we make our mistakes," 

"CHICKA- PLOW" 😭

"Were gonna fly a lot of flags half mast." "Raise a glass-" 

"IM A GENERAL, WHEEEE!"

"you shot him in the side, YES HE YEILDS??"

"hear comes the general " - "This should be fun"

"John should've shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up"

"EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICASFAVORITEFIGHTINGFRENCHMAN" 

"Monsieur Hamilton!" "Monsieur Lafayette!" 

"Immigrants. We get the job done."

"HERCULES MULLIGAN!" 

"I'm so blue." *stomps, lights go blue*

"Awesome, wow." 

"Bright young man :)" "Yo who the f- is this??" 

"You're a better lawyer than me" "Okay? -_-" 

"The new US constitution??"

"Hamilton wrote. The other fIFTY ONE-" 

"Treasury or state. Treasuary or state. Sir do you want me to run the treasury or the state department."

"Lesgo 😏"

"Where have you been?" "Uhh, France?" 

All of the cabinet battles. Just. Yes.

Macbeth reference!!

"MY NAME IS PHILLIP 🗣️🗣️ I AM A POET 🔥🔥" 

"My dearest,,,,,,,Angelicaaaa" 

his shy little "Hi"

"John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway :)" 

"That was my wife you decided to-" "Fuuuuu"

"That's a lot less work" "We oughta give it a try"

*recites newtons 3rd law cutely*

"We smack each other in the press" (this is historically accurate)

"Which i wrote-!" 

"Somebody needs to stand up to his mouth!"

"SOTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"

"Sir, i dont know what you heard but whatever it was JEFFERSON STARTED IT!"

"I'm sorry what. 😃"

"I wasn't aware that was something a person could do... I'm ✨perplexed✨."

"""""""Country"""""""

*British* "JoHn AdAmS?!?!1?!3?2!"

"That poor man they're going to eat him alive!!!"

"they will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ this will be fun!! (giggles) President John Adams - Good luck!" 

"As long as he can hold a pen he's a threat" PLSS

"sENATOR BURR?? What is this??"

"✨An immigrant embezzling our government funds✨"

".....my God?"

"Are my answers to your satisFACtion."

"the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops ;)" 

"y'all look pretty good in your frocks, how about when i get back we all strip down to our socks ;D"

"ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOW!?!???" *Alex, probably: iimaginedeathsomuchitfeelsmorelikeamemory-*

Hamilton: *mourning*  The whole country: "JEFFERSON OR BURRR"

"Can we get back to politics? 😒" "please??🥺"

"AT LEAST THEY KNOW I KNOW WHERE FRANCE IS. 😒" 

"Honestly, its kinda draining! 😃" 

"YOU HEAR THIS GUY? Man openly campaigns against me talking bout i look forward to our partnership 😂"

"Cause I'm the president 😉"

"Heres an itemized list of 30 years of dissagrements" "Sweet Jesus -"

The way they fit the counting in The World Was Wide Enough 

the voice crack in "This man will NOT make an orphan of my daughter,"

The way his whole panic attack stopped when he said "Eliza".

Hamilton where everything is the same except laurens, lafayette and mulligan have sunglasses and feather boas