Did You Know You're Never Able To Open Your Mouth Fully. Have Fun With That.

pro tip: drink water

GO WHITE BOY GO!

....NO WHITE BOY, NOT LIKE THAT!

W-WHITE BOY I DON'T THINK IVE EVER SEEN ANYONE FUCK IT UP THAT BADLY BEFORE!

Hi cool kid in my notes

do you wan be moots?

hello even cooler kid in my asks

that would be nice yes

favorite number?

42, obviously (this is a reference if you get this youre a nerd)

waot until you hear guns and ships which is literally him rapping (although in "my shot" he struggles to say anarchy) about how he cheated with getting supplies like guns and ships from the french,, king George is now angry cs hes fighting with france and Spain tehehe special interests are so goofy

Lafayette is like me, the Süppliêrəãux or whatever which is supplier but french. If ykyk (looking at you @leftoverspacedust)

no rizz just a morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs

I LOVE COMPLEX DATED ADVERBS. Wherein. Heretofore. Thereon. Hereunto. Whereof. Hitherward. Hereinafter. How can you look at these words and not lose your mind. They're insane. I think I'm in love.

i got new books!! (the goldfinch by donna tartt and farenheight 451)

hi

I really like you blog:)

You can probably tell from my spam in your notifs (sorry!)

Thank you!! I appreciate the spam actually, i do that to other people loads

Forgive yourself and start again. Forgive yourself for what you did, but more importantly for what you didn't do. Wishing and wishing you could change the past won't impact the future. Forgive, you see. Forgive.