Things I Wish Robots Could Do For Me:

never have i fixed my posture quicker than after feeling a sharp pain in my back...

tumblr holidays are getting out of hand. i could get behind the ides of march but neil banging oit the tunes day?? really?

is it just me who goes through cycles where i play minecraft religiously for one week every third month

and if i said barty was always put together and nerdy and had straight a’s and was literally sorted into ravenclaw but then he met the slytherin boy. the evan rosier who changed him, because suddenly someone encourages his stupid ideas and takes him on adventures and skips class with him.

barty crouch sr. who’s always heard great things about the rosier family, but the moment evan enters the house, he’s off running to barty’s room, giggling and rude, spitting in sr’s face.

dare i say serious, highly strung barty crouch jr until evan rosier of all people helps untie him.

I don't speak Portuguese 😭 same difference ig

also ALL FIVES??

(translation: blinks at the bastard and crawls up the wall on all fives)

Hallo its @iloverocks51 your bestie westie, I'm just here to say hi and bye. Tchau minha adorável besteira favorita *pisca timidamente e corre de fora de quatro*

☆〜（ゝ。∂）

omg hi dude not the Portuguese (translation: Bye my favorite adorable bestie *blinks shyly and runs outside on all fours*)

if anyone i know irl found my tumblr i think i would have to crawl into a hole and die

What do you scroll for? What are you looking to find?

S2 hyper skeptical Jon is so funny because each episode is like

"...Sasha has made me promise not to go into the tunnels anymore as she says it is having a negative impact on my mental health and she insists that i go and sit outside on lunch breaks with her because i "havent seen sunlight in a week" whatever. End recording."

"Supplemental. I am in the tunnels now. I haven't eaten in 12 hours. I have half a bottle of water and three dead torches. Maybe Sasha was right...."

i think haters of the secret history just dont understand the point of the novel. its supposed to make you hate the characters. its about the dangers of living for the aesthetic. you dont like how charles' character progressed? Yeah neither did i that was the point. its such a cleverly written novel and theyre such deep characters. take charles again for example. in the beginning his drinking problem wasn't even a problem, it was just a silly quirk of his personality and something that made him the way he was but slowly it became a huge problem, sending him to jail and then to hospital and causing camilla to get unto a lot of trouble with henry and damaging his relationships with francis and Richard, and ultimately causing Henry's suicide. its about having awareness of the concequences of our actions. while it would have been nice for the fully good characters to have killed the inherently bad character of bunny and gotten away with it aided by a clever plan then lived happily ever after that would have destroyed the point of the book. it reflected reality and i think that was one of the beautiful things about the text along with the way it was written (donna tartts prose is unmatched. fight me.) . also the way the characterswere from a moral standpoint changed drastically too. the pov of richard made us agree with the rest of them thanks to the manipulation tactics from henry and while he is the most unreliable of narrators this adds to the effect of the novel.

anyway my opinions on this are VERY strong and i could go on for hours

the pipeline from "undiagnosed but something is definitely wrong" to "diagnosed but my parents don't believe it" is very real, be warned