Dr. Eggman Is Literally Richer Than Elon Musk

If I ever see someone steal baby formula...

No the FUCK I didn't.

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

NUzi Week Day 5! Wedding Proposal! Plus close up of ring. I have a feeling it would just be made of scrap metal

I need to be more prepared next time I try doing a week thing like this :,)

I’M CRYING

Uzi, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a fucking abomination

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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