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ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

If I ever see someone steal baby formula...

No the FUCK I didn't.

I need to prove a point to my mom. Reblog if you can realize you’re asexual/aromantic in your teens.

Three 4s meet, and one of them is married to their rival.

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Yeah, so I watched episode 2

First, Disassembly Drones used to be Worker Drones??? I think??? I'm pretty sure that's what the beginning is saying. Technically it was a dream, but almost immediately after Uzi mentioned that "the humans reformatted your memories to soup", so.

Also it totally took me until my second watch to release that the WD with glasses was V??? Hello??? She seems so nice what happened to her???

It seems that J was always kinda a bitch

THE DISASSEMBLY DRONES SLEEP LIKE BATS! I REPEAT, THEY SLEEP LIKE BATS!

I still love Uzi. She is so cringe and isn't ashamed of it at all (queen). I can't believe they took away her sick-ass rail gun though :(

Still also love N, the goodest boi ever. I love him being not-so-subtlety protective of Uzi. Also his little drawings!!! 😭

But oohhhhh god, that moment between N and Uzi at the end..... soul crushed. I'm not too upset at her for saying it, because I mean yeah what the fuck was that(why did J's core look so..... organic? Like no, seriously, why did it look like it had flesh!?), but also nooooo absolutely not the right time or person to say that too. I'm pretty sure that you can tell she regrets saying it, one of those situations where you just say what's on your mind without really thinking about it I'm guessing.

I'm glad to see that my decision to immediately trust Thad was correct. He came to check up on Uzi AND he brought her rail gun to give back to her! He is That Dude.

I'm confused about V. I don't really know how else to articulate how I'm feeling about her other than I'm just... confused.

It seems that I was right in my last post that Khan does know he fucked up, I think.

Also in reference to my last post about him totally thinking daughter was dating Disassembly Drone, he totally thinks they had, like, a big fight or somethin.

I can finally talk about Lizzy and Doll now that they've had more screen time! Lizzy is basically the stereotypical popular girl so I don't have too much to say about her, and Doll..... she scares me.

Also apparently she has that weird solver symbol thing in her eye that Uzi does and it gives her like..... supernatural powers??? No seriously, it has to be supernatural right??? I don't care if they're robots, she crushed a door from, like, 6ft away there's no way that's not supernatural!

And now, finally talking about the main thing that happened in this episode......

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT THING

THAT WAS THE CREEPIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN WTF

WAS J EVER DEAD? IS J DEAD NOW? WHAT TF IS THE "ABSOLUTE SOLVER"? WHY DOES IT KNOW UZI? WHY DOES IT KNOW UZI'S MOM AND WHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE? WHY DID IT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A CENTIPEDE? WHY DID IT LOOK LIKE SOME OF IT WAS MADE OF FLESH???

I mean non water liquids are also a possibility

chat do you think the drones could take baths

like,, cmon tech is so advanced now just let em be waterproof and enjoy little bubble baths

I’m making them waterproof

two lesbians in love

collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

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