Y’all Still Beat Your Meat? Lol

thinking about the plur lifestyle

your acquaintance from highschool that is elbows deep in a pyramid scheme: #girlboss

:o) 

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

recipe for mud:

@africanjawn

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life