Me When People Ask Me How To Say "I Don't Care" In French

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

i never know how to act around binary queers who say things like "i love u women 🥰 men dni 😠" because i'm a woman, man & genderless being simultaneously. my gender fluctuates by the hour. so, like. is any detectable amount of man™ just unacceptable to you? or does my woman percentage™ cancel that out? & how do you feel about my genderless percentage™?

many of you claim to LOVE nonbinary people & yet refuse to let go of your binaries. help lol.

THE DEVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!! THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN 🇫🇷

EAT SHIT FASCISTS

Tonight's mood:

(Thank you, Mr. Worf.)

C'est donc ça le multivers??

Your fav is hotter fat. not sorry because its true.

So I've been learning French for a while and 'faire' is actually an incredible word. Like what a fucking breakthrough in economy of language.

Faire is a verb that is usually translated into English as "to do/to make," but it covers way more actions than that, which is very confusing for new speakers. because (I have realized) that's not really what faire means.

Faire is actually a word that just gestures vaguely in the direction of the object of the sentence and goes "you know." "Je fais du velo." "Je fais du courses." "Je fais mes valises." I'm biking. I go grocery shopping. I'm packing my bags. You're just sort of pointing at a bike and going "you know, the obvious thing you'd do with it."

English: "You mean RIDE it??"

French: "Sure whatever."

Like idk I just really enjoy the concept of a catch-all verb that you can just slap onto almost anything because who fucking gives a shit, you get the idea. There's a bike. what do you think I'm going to do with it.

damn this sport so rich no-one knows what a union is. make a fucking union you IDIOTS. one of you, at least, has to know how.

I would never slut shame, I only slut encourage

*vaguely peeps at the overseas motorsports cousin*

What the fuck happened at the Indy 500