ppl, apparently papaya soup helps you grow boobs(Only little by little)use this info well
LMFAO IMAGINE THE WEASLEYS FIRST GETTING SCABBERS AND THEN NEUTERING HIM AND WORMTAIL JUST HAD TO SUFFER THRU THAT
currently drowing in my own tears rn bc i've gotten to the chapter where one kid gets obliterated by the whomping willow in atyd and remus feels so guilty.
When I first bought Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone at the book fair, I did not, and i repeat, i DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH DEAD GAY WIZARDS FROM THE 70S. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO BE OBSESSED WITH HARRY JAMES POTTER'S PARENTS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND THEIR ENEMIES.
Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.
Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.
The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.
Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.
Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.
Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.
Lesley is the boss.
FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
In the movie of Chamber Of Secrets, Lucius is seen wearing a bow and I just feel like one day, if draco were to grow out his hair, he would use a bow as well
Just had crepes bc Aziraphale said it was ok(IT WAS SCRUMPTIOUS)
Spoilers for fnaf movie under!!!
I JUST WATCHED IT AND IT WAS GOOD AND REVOLUTIONARY AND MADE HISTORY AND THEY PLAYED THE LIVING TOMBSTONE SONG AT THE END AND MATPAT WAS IN IT OMFG WILLIAM SAID HE ALWAYS COMES BACK AS HE DIED BRO
THEY KISSED GUYS THEY KISSED MY HEART IS SO HAPPY I AM SO HAPPY I HAVE ACTUALLY WISHED FOR THIS MOMENT
I was so excited when i realised that th new MLB movie was out today and i jumped to my tv remote and now im sitting on my couch, multiple tissues around me as i sob with happy tears. Hawkmoth's song is SO GOOD, i hate him but his villian song is reminds me a lot of disney villain songs tbh
IM LIKE RLLY LATE BUT I JUST WATCHED ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE AND HOLY SHIT I LOVE HOBIE BROWN SPIDERPUNK SJJDJCJDHDBSJAB AND MF PLAYS GUITAR AHHHHHH ALSO PROWLER MILES/EARTH 42 MILES IS SO SJDJJFJFKSIAOR FJCNXJ