This Except I Wont Say My Name Or Age Lmao

Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.

Non-binary people, what would you want your child(ren) to call you??

Happy Birthday to the campaign manager of gegg!!

I’m redoing this due to several reasons

Last song: Lay all your love on me from mamma mia

Fav colour: green😫

Current watch: n/a, im rereading HOO tho

Sweet/savoury/spicy? Sweet or savoury, no spicy

Relationship: happily married

Current obsession: pjo, hoo, toa, Aphrodite, spotify

Last google search: stuff about praying and worshipping

No pressure tag: @venus-fly-trapped hi bengelina

People I Wanna Know Better

Thanks for the tag @ineffablemossy - I hope I'm doing this right. 😬😂❤️

LAST SONG? Sunlight - Hozier

FAVORITE COLOR? Red 100% RedRedRed (although I wear mostly black) (partly for the aesthetic and partly because I'm constantly spilling food on myself and black doesn't stain) (I'm cool though obvs) (oBvSSss)

CURRENTLY WATCHING? OFMD in anticipation of the new season Oct 5. And Good Omens like the plague.

LAST MOVIE? At home? I can't believe I'm admitting this: Twilight - New Moon. My partner and I are rewatching semi-ironically. And in the theatre: Spiderman Across The Spiderverse. Thrice.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? Def not sweet. Prob equal parts savoury and spicy. A slut for goat cheese and horseradish (not necessarily together).

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? Married and monogamous 22 years, but bi. Yes we exist!

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? Good Omens!!!!! Minor side notes: Something Wicked This Way Comes. Organic chemistry. LGBTQI+. The intersection between science and faith / apologetics.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? "International Church of Christ Cult" - yeah I got caught up in it briefly 20 years ago, and somehow a family member was recently roped in, so I'm in Mama Bear Mode™ right now helping them find their way out.

No pressure tags: @ineffablecollision, @ineffablefood @rathgr1th, @ineffabledandelion @ashfae @embracing-the-ineffable @voluptatiscausa @unicornbeck (come on, we know it's beneath us, JUST DO IT ANYWAY)

this has become a daily ritual and i have fully accepted it.

IM HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN IN MY ROOM BECAUSE HOW TF CAN TIMOTHEE CHALAMET BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND ATYD AND OMG GRANT CHAPMAN AND IM LIGHTHEADED I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO COLLAPSE AND IM LITERALLY FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CAFFINE RN OML DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME

"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.

"We can’t lose you, Remus, not while I’m still at Hogwarts." Madam Promfrey, Chapter 23, Atyd.

Years later, she would watch Remus on his deathbed, dying next to Tonks.

I need therapy.

So as i mentioned before, i was re-reading ATYD and istg the first chapter i already wanted to cry. I am now at chapter 21, my heart screams for Regulus.

Not the sky having a full moon and a huge ass amount of stars lmao hahahahahha

having lasagna with juice, feeling like the first episode of dhmis show