"mY DAD DiDNt STrUT. AnD NOr DO I," Stfu Harry, Ik You And Ron And Hermione Be Walking Around The Castle

smh my brother and i were rewatching community and we finally got to Geothermal Escapism and we're not even a few minutes in im already on the verge of a mental breakdown

I'll just be living my life and randomly in the day, I'd just think of that scene in The Hunger Games Catching Fire, where Peeta and Finnick drink the water for the first time, and then I would contemplate my whole life

Page/Sketchbook is the art teacher that everyone loves. She brightens up the place with her students art and she is definitely the sunshine of the bunch. At times, she will lose her cool and shout or yell but it’s rare. 

Tony is the strict french teacher that doesn’t teach french. He comes from a rich family and students that pass him in the hall shudder in fear. He has a few favourites but he tells no one. Students will also make fun of his mustache behind his back. He is extremely strict on dress code and attendance. 

Shrignold is the super religious teacher and low key hippie. On some sort of substance almost everyday. Has the most drama with other teachers and he beefs with the students. Will brag about his day to the students even if it’s during a test. Could potentially be the school counselor and probably is. 

Colin is the fun I.T. teacher and every student comes to him for advice. They come out to him, vent, etc. He has so much awards and so much knowledge. Page is dating his sister. 

Meat man and Spinach can are the lunch ladies. They cook nasty food(if you could even call it that) and hate their job. They hate the students too. Spinach is younger so she bonds more with the students but spreads rumors and gossip intentially to cause chaos in friendships. 

Larry/Lamp is the actual hippie teacher. He is high and drunk but the principal doesn’t even care anymore. Students in his class fail because he is not teacher properly. The kids don’t even know what subject they are suppose to learn. He is very big on conspiracy theories and confuses his students all the damn time.

Roy is the principal. Red, Yellow, and Duck go to school here. 

Briefcase is that regular Joe you see everyday at your normal 9-5 work. He will show up at 9am sharp and wrap up his work at 5. He loves to give tours to newcomers. His brother, Brendon, is the intern that eventually got let go, reasons unknown.

Coffin is the passive aggressive mom that insults your children while backhandedly compliment them at the same time. He's also very good at small talk.

The twins are the weird cousins that will grow up to have even weirder children. They show up at the family gathering and will lock themselves in your room to do demon summonings or smth.

Warren is the one that everyone hates and they are not afraid to say it. He started working as an intern but got promoted to a smaller desk job. Got fired for harassment tho.

Mr Transport is the clueless grandpa that is about to retire. He is physically too ill to hear shit and clearly can't do his job. Also drinks mysterious black water everyday. He definitely had the most epic war stories from his time.

Electracey is the one that definetely brings everyone coffee. Super quirky and mentions her girlfriend every conversation. Keeps framed photos of her loved ones on her desk and the one that wakes everyone up in the morning.

Lesley is the boss.

Congratulations to Forever on becoming President of QSMP!!!!

THEY KISSED GUYS THEY KISSED MY HEART IS SO HAPPY I AM SO HAPPY I HAVE ACTUALLY WISHED FOR THIS MOMENT 

I was so excited when i realised that th new MLB movie was out today and i jumped to my tv remote and now im sitting on my couch, multiple tissues around me as i sob with happy tears. Hawkmoth's song is SO GOOD, i hate him but his villian song is reminds me a lot of disney villain songs tbh

The day I finished Heroes of Olympus The Lost Hero and the day after, snow started storming outside. I bet this was Khione’s doing.

Happy Birthday to the campaign manager of gegg!!

I look outside of my car window and I see someone in the park, sitting alone on one side of the bench, and I HATE MY BRAIN WTAF CROWLEY SITTING ALONE AND FEEDING DUCKS BC AZIRAPHALE LEFT????

When we first see the other father, why tf is this man wearing scrooge mcduck's robe?

"oH, SnAPE wAs ThE OnLY GoOD SlyTHerIN" let's not forget that this man bullies his students on the daily, hits them, and refused to help Hermione when she was hexed by Draco. This greasy slimeball also attempted to murder Neville's toad, Trevor, and punished Neville because said toad didn't die. Besides, there are more honourable Slytherins like Narcissa, who straight looked Voldemort in the face and lied to him. Regulus, who willingly drank poison and drowned in hopes that someday Voldemort would die. The list could go on. I loved Alan Rickman as Snape but you cannot excuse bullying children with "Oh, he was bullied too." because Neville was also bullied. His entire experience at Hogwarts involved a lot of bullying from so many people, even Harry and Ron. But when he grew up and taught at Hogwarts, do you see him running around, hitting kids? Absolutely not.