I Think If Joel Heard What Jimmy Said About Bad Boys Not Loving Each Other He'd Straight Up Cry. You

trying to describe each of the limited life members in 5 words or less (Help me out here)

grian- obligated loyalty / loyalty from guilt jimmy- canary, doomed by the narrative (from @/goldenwitherphoenix13) joel- like a dog, fiercely loyal pearl- always watching, unhinged but loyal big b- always watching cleo- unhinged yet protective mother scar- even more unhinged favorite child bdubs- father's son with dubious loyalties etho- washed up absent father impulse- causes trouble, runs away squealing (from @/eluminium) tango- stubborn pragmatic survivor, surprisingly loyal (from @/eluminium) skizz- loves everyone around him always! (from @/eluminium) scott- charming escapee martyn- chaotic pun maker, lore master (from @/fleetstreetvicomte)

ok so since it's just occurred to me that the fandom is constantly growing and changing and learning, there's some bits of hermit backstory that I know that others might not. hermitfacts coming up:

the server was built as an equal mix of builders and redstoners (and then Joe Hills was added as a WILDCARD to shake things up)

season two only happened because Joe Hills ran a coup

tango is the father of the iron farm, before 1.14 made iron farms easy, your best bet was to ask tango. tango also modded villagers before the villager update

etho invented the etho hopper clock, revolutionised the minecraft let's play, and inspired a lot of the server to play/film

impulse is the guy behind the item sorter, and he is a master of villager manipulation, with his villager breeder being in massive use

bdubs' brother, pungence, joined hermitcraft before he did and played for season one

iskall is behind the vault hunters mod and it's really cool and you should check it out

the way cub built concorp inspired Mojang to update the way villagers work

doc is friends with the Mojang game Devs (even if they took his arm)

Hypno runs the hermitcraft website, even when he's not active on the server

Welsknight came in to defend the others in a rap battle when he was away from the server

Stress runs a fitness channel alongside her Minecraft channel and being a parent

Joe hills used to have a webcomic and do drawing streams - he saw twitch be born, and will likely see twitch die

Scar got his start in call of duty

Joe Hills thought hermitcraft was a scam when he was invited

add your own!

carefully traversing through decked out 2 (tumblr) with a compass in hand (a renchanting post), trying to avoid the unavoidable clank (posting shit in martyn’s tag). i drop the compass (press post on tumblr), find the precious artefact (notes on the renchanting post), and try to make my way out alive. heartbeat racing, clank accumulating, hazards shutting down my path— and then BOOM a ravager jumpscare (martyn has reblogged your post). i am instantly killed and scurry back to the lobby (private discord server) like a scared animal

go to simp jail

So I’m rewatching ghosts of Christmas past and I remember how much I love Scott. I wish we’d gotten more of him.

I know ok look at him. Look at this boy. They never wrote him out of the show but man did they write him into it. His rocky start with Tom that weaves into an unlikely love. His tragic whirlwind romance in The Straw Woman. He saves Cully from her friends. He steals Joyce’s heart by having no taste buds. Tough upbringing. Anger issues. Hates the country. Big mouth. Soft heart. John Hopkins’ performance. John Hopkins’ performance. The ridiculous swagger. The dry wit. The flirting. The loneliness. Those long legs and their stupid strut and that stupid pretty face and Christmas at the Barnabys’ and choosing to stay in Midsomer, choosing to stay cause that’s his home now, of all places, and maybe he’s never had one and

Watching Blood Will Out. Someone called Troy “kinky”

ATTENTION PEOPLE THAT FIND THIS!

I am of the 3rd Life brainrot variety, and I DESPERATELY need ideas for stories. Like really, my mind is melting and I need ideas.

So I decided to let random strangers on the internet come up with ideas for me based on songs that I like.

And this is how’s it’s gonna go:

1. Pick out a song you want me to write something for

2. Send me a request

3. Maybe I’ll write it (some songs aren’t very write-able. heh)

4. I’ll post the story here on Tumblr

It might take, like, SEVERAL weeks for me to write something. Sorry not sorry /j

3rd life, last life, double life, maybe hermitcraft and MAYBE empires if I feel like it. Cant make any promises about empires. (also rats smp exists ig)

EVO/WATCHERS AND LISTENERS ARE VERY WELCOME BUT BE AWARE THAT I KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT CANON WATCHER LORE!

Give me ideas, I’m running out of space in my brain that isn’t 3rd life :’)

Songs that have already been made:

Blow My Brains out

This is my main Spotify playlist:

YOU. ARE. NOT. IMMUNE. TO. JOE. HILLS. PROPAGANDA.

I KNOW I HAVE NEVER EVER TALKED ABOUT STAR STABLE ON THIS BLOG BUT THIS IS INFURIATING.

SO THE NEW UI.

ITS DISGUSTING. I HATE IT. IT RUINS THE WHOLE GAME FOR ME.

AND I CAN BE MAD AT THIS, IVE BEEN PLAYING SSO SINCE LIKE 2016.

PETITION TO CHANGE BACK TO THE OLD UI. THIS IS A SIN

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Currently FaceTiming my friends and I REALLY don’t want to but I just joined and it would be so awkward to leave