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I, for one, think that CAPCOM didn’t go Far Enough by not making Mia blatantly evil. It would be so fucking funny, just imagine it: she’s like Wesker levels of evil, she creates terrible molded bioweapons and has plans to destroy humanity and generally fucks shit up and YET

she’s still married to Ethan Winters. Who is, as CAPCOM loves to remind us, Just A Regular Guy.

Like Mia the evil mastermind is married to the guy who looks like he stocks the shelves at a grocery store. She’s trying to bring about the end of the human race but she saw this little Texan IT guy and went, “yeah you know, this one is alright.”

She and Chris getting into several deadly shoot outs where she’s turned herself into a mold monster and he’s screaming threats at her and Chris asks her what role Ethan played in her evil master plan and Mia stops like: No. You don’t understand. Ethan Winters is A Normal Man. Like, he’s at home paying our taxes rn. He’s gonna make spaghetti for dinner.

Chris:...why???why would you marry him???if he’s Not Even A Part Of It???

Mia: idk he’s sweet and dumb and strangely normal. Like abnormally regular. I hate everything about humanity but Ethan is An Alright Guy.

Please give me Evil Mastermind Mia and her dumb loving husband Ethan who never fails to exasperate Chris Redfield bc he cannot get it through his head that his wife is trying to end the world

say goodbye to me, my dear, since that’s all our love comes to

Normal people: it would be cute if these two characters got together.

Me: the entirety of my happiness now depends on what happens between these two fictional characters. I have boarded this ship and I’m not leaving. I have sold my house so I can live on it. I will sail on the winds of subtext and follow the sexual tension like the North Star that it is. I will do this until the very end, until it crushes on the rocks of canon and gets swallowed by the ocean of emotional blue balls and I drown in the disappointment and emptiness that follows.

some gamer streaming but the entire chat is about his facecam like “dude look behind u” “is that a tiny person” “small boi on shelf”

the gamer eventually notices chat and catches the borrower and the chat LOSES it like “POG” “LAD ACQUIRED” “POG” “POG”

Bram is my most recent OC, a tiefling warlock. He's a chaotic gay and will break your heart.

I have an idea in my head for a t4t Zelink AU where, upon realizing they're both trans, instead of either of them coming out, they just switch places. Like, Link becomes Princess Zelda and Zelda becomes Link, Swordman of Legend. Except, of course, Link's real bad at being a monarch and Zelda is not the best with a sword but they make it work, because Link is incredibly personable and Zelda's destructive capabilities would only be help back by a sword.

So when Ganon finally shows up in this AU he's completely taken off guard when the princess, instead of engaging in a magical duel just charges at him with whatever the closest weapon happens to be, in this case, a steel chair (aka the royal throne) and when Ganon goes "okay at least I know that Links going to sword duel me" he's in no way ready for "hey I spent a gap year becoming a ninja and also built a laser canon"

cal kestis is stupid enough, though.

Based on this

Thanks Sheik…

so I don't know how big of an overlap is between dunmeshi and taz fandoms, but holy shit guys. wow