Enemies To "I Accidentally Came Across You While You Were Vulnerable And Scared And I'm Not A Total Asshole

I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all

The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE

Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:

Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists

Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?

Heisenberg: yeah

Ethan: I gnawed it off.

Heisenberg:wh—what

Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward

Shez: Can you two stop kissing in front of me!

Byleth: Don’t mind him, Dimitri. Shez is just jealous because he and I have a pact where if we’re both still single by the time we’re forty, we’ll kill each other.

So many of you asked for a tutorial on how I paint faces/ add a light source, so here you go! 😍 Let me know if you guys have any feedback or if you want to try it yourself! 💜

Obligatory "I'm sorry for drawing Jinglejangle from mouthwashing"

I haven't really drawn a background since I was in highschool, over a year ago. 💀 I thought I should practice since it's never been something I actually enjoyed, I'm not 100% happy with it, but its practice.

I have an idea in my head for a t4t Zelink AU where, upon realizing they're both trans, instead of either of them coming out, they just switch places. Like, Link becomes Princess Zelda and Zelda becomes Link, Swordman of Legend. Except, of course, Link's real bad at being a monarch and Zelda is not the best with a sword but they make it work, because Link is incredibly personable and Zelda's destructive capabilities would only be help back by a sword.

So when Ganon finally shows up in this AU he's completely taken off guard when the princess, instead of engaging in a magical duel just charges at him with whatever the closest weapon happens to be, in this case, a steel chair (aka the royal throne) and when Ganon goes "okay at least I know that Links going to sword duel me" he's in no way ready for "hey I spent a gap year becoming a ninja and also built a laser canon"

I made a new character to cope with what’s been going on in my life so meet Sinbad,Sin for short,I won’t lie to you,he’s more of a persona for me (we look 👁👁 s I m I l a r) but becoming a teenage dragon with chaotic magic isn’t gonna be easy.

A lot of the characters in the story are based off real friends and ppl in my life. It’ll be interesting.

Normal people: it would be cute if these two characters got together.

Me: the entirety of my happiness now depends on what happens between these two fictional characters. I have boarded this ship and I’m not leaving. I have sold my house so I can live on it. I will sail on the winds of subtext and follow the sexual tension like the North Star that it is. I will do this until the very end, until it crushes on the rocks of canon and gets swallowed by the ocean of emotional blue balls and I drown in the disappointment and emptiness that follows.

so I don't know how big of an overlap is between dunmeshi and taz fandoms, but holy shit guys. wow

various assortment of rtc text posts [mostly noel related because wow i cant tell who my favorite character is] bc i think i’m the funniest person in the world

bonus meme: human karnak in a everyone lives au setting