The Fact That Wade And Logan Can Regenerate Super Fast You Know They Just Did That In The Honda For Fun

Diesel's put on weight since I started feeding him so I'm feeding him less. He's not happy about it.

she knows her so well

yotsuba goes to the ranch

two thoughts i had in tandem this morning

a lot of people's last names are loosely based on the job or trade of their ancestors

a last name that a fair amount of people have is Cumming

Mr pilgrim. It is I. Freaky Patel. I am going to touch you

when i see angst of scollace its almost always scott saying "i wish you were a girl" but like... there's no way scott would say that. he'd say some shit like "i wish i was gay"

binkle sorry

Sick rn

AT au where instead of Betty, it's actually FINN who sacrifices himself and makes the wish with the crown.

I've seen some au's about Simon doing this, but we're forgetting the secret third option I guess?

now obviously, the loss of Finn will have an impact on most, if not all of the citizens of Ooo. but I'd like to think that Finn's intention is to make this wish, not just for the safety of one person, but to keep all of Ooo safe and free from any more chaos. I've seen some shows where the hero "dies" on the end (though in this case, there'd be the idea that he IS still conscious and able to watch over everyone), and honestly it can be a great ending if played right.

here's how it would go down: Finn, Simon, and Betty are being digested by Golb. they're at the point where Betty and Simon have both returned to their sane, pre-Mushroom War selves and are having their reunion. Finn notices that the crown has reset, and also taking notice that he's not being "digested" because he hasn't changed all that much. he realizes that he has the chance to make a wish, make a true difference in Ooo and ensure the peace and safety of all his friends, something that he's clearly wanted through the whole series. he sees how happy Betty and Simon are now that they're reunited, and begins to put on the crown. when the tunnel opens up, he tells Betty and Simon to leave. he gives them some brief things to tell his friends and family on his behalf. he also tells them to finally get married, and to go on with their lives together. (I'd like to think he also, in Finn fashion, jokingly tells them to name their first kid after him :) )

after some coaxing, and tears, they finally give in and leave Golb. Finn makes his wish, which is "I wish for the power to keep Ooo safe", and merges with Golb in the same style Betry did (idk what he'd be called- maybe "Golbfinn"? a silly name kinda like goldfish lol). Jake would be torn, but I feel like he would also be a bit proud of Finn after a bit of grieving. as Finn said in the episode before (in canon), he used to be all about violence. and now, he's keeping the peace.

Gunther still gets the crown in this universe bc that's just funny

in the little Come Along With Me montage, we'd see the other characters rebuilding the tree house, along with the rest of Ooo that had gotten destroyed. I think they would start to worship Finn actually, he would become the hero that everyone would tell stories about, the stuff of legends. we'd also get to see the Petrigrof wedding! it also flashes forward to about a year or so later, we see that they do, in fact have a kid. a little girl named Fionna, who grows into her namesake and becomes hero- material herself.

:)

the new teaser is offering a sneak peek at the new eddisode working as a prequel to the end. It will feature the entire uncropped hour and a half long phonecall between tord and edd before tord moved back in to the house where theyre really really undeniably gay and flirting with each other.

Invader Zim: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I obey the Tallests and HATE that stupid Dib-thing

JTHM: ok squee now hit the second tower