Minotaure Couché

I-I like white chocolate

Giving Narrator and Stanley a box of Pocky.

Stanley ate it all because he's a fat bastard. Oh whats this- ? He's sharing with Jack and Mariella instead of me! Typical.

A Brief Rundown of the IRL Ithaca Saga (to the best of my memory, in probably not chronological order)

jorge (creator, odysseus) decided it'll be cool to celebrate the ithaca saga with the epic cast via a trip to ithaca, greece

surely nothing can go wrong

mico (telemachus) seemingly found out about the trip with the rest of the fandom. he proceeded to plot a trip to ithaca

the epic cast dealt with multiple broken vans and missed a ferry by one minute. they had to cancel a stream because they were too exhausted

mico made it onto a plane

ithaca got hit by a typhoon, forcing them to move another stream indoors

mico got banned from tiktok. it was reversed

mason (tireseas) asked luke (zeus) to stop the rain. luke refused

the crew hiked up to odysseus' palace. they ran into a roadblock. mason looked into the future and did not see a way around it. (they found a way around it)

the crew found a well and sang their epic songs into it. except jp (crew) who just sang happy birthday

janani (aphrodite) also sang "royal we" into the well

anna (penelope) made it onto the plane to fly out to ithaca

hermes (troy) decided to take a plane to ithaca like a normal human instead of teleporting. he got side-eyed by a woman at the airport as he slept sprawled out in a chair. this quickly became a meme

hermes arrived in ithaca to the delight of everyone except jorge. mico also appeared in his videos. mico still had not updated anything after getting on the plane

anna's connecting flight got cancelled, leaving her stranded in a fancy hotel. she struggled to find the toilet in her hotel room

mico finally updated, claiming he was stuck in munich. mason appears in the video and gives him a water bottle, proving he is lying

the fandom believes mico anyway

mico is forced to post another video revealing he had been gaslighting us basically the entire time and was just delayed in getting to ithaca, that was all

troy and talya (circe), in character, talk about tea. troy says the tea tastes like her father's approval. earle (ares) then asks for 1000 cups and breaks down crying as luke cuts the camera

jorge posts a video apologizing for mico's absence, encouraging him to fly to ithaca, new york. mico appears in the background of this video

mico posts a video saying that he's finally in ithaca, but the crew is in ithaca, new york. jorge appears in the background of this video

jp films a behind the scenes video, calling out "some random guy" who just showed up asking if anyone knows jorge. it's mico

janani sings "royal we" again, but after she says "troy was breached" troy comes out screaming in pain. mico appears in the background of this, filming the video from two points above

it's time for the ithaca saga livestream... except it gets cancelled because the connection is bad and jorge's devices are dying

TL;DR: the gods saw the epic crew in ithaca and went "do you guys think it'll be really funny if we just. recreated the odyssey"

Just a normal day in Florida

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

i think cold would have a praise kink ^__^ bc hes like "of course we're special" and he never got anything good from killing the princess outright so hed probably secretly crave it :) (evil smile)

My oc, Lapis and @nova-the-silly’s Citrine!

(Citrine isn’t actually that short, Lapis just like to change their height)

I really like how Citrine looks, he’s my favorite

Og post:

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

Maybe you should succumb to the sleepiness

I'm sleepy. Im so tired. I'm laying in my bed right now and I'm very cozy, but I don't know what can be done about my sleepiness. sadly this problem is unsolvable I think

This is my cat, his name is Lightning and is the most food motivated creature I’ve ever seen

beauns

beannssssss beansn baennsssss

biggie beanss

BES BENS BEANES BINNIES BINSTERS BEAN PRIME BINISTACKERS BEANERS MAXIMUS

*King

☝️🤓

How I feel after freshley learning Newsies (Kind Of New York) tap, then getting flung across the room during a spin, and getting horribly misgendered 🤗 (KMS.)

I LOVED HIM THEN HE DID SOMETHING UNFORGIVABLE

I JUST WANT TO LIKE ONE CHARACTER

Class of 09, Lapis’s first listen.

( @lapis-the-rock-muncher )