I Posted This On My Bluesky Already But I Figured I Might As Well Put It On Here. There's An Alt Darker

crowley babaa 🐦‍⬛

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "

i love it when fish are like

so my sister's dog is very very wary around new people, barking and circling and hiding behind furniture, and i haven't seen this dog in 3 years since before i transitioned. i.e. i went from futch aunt to bald james flint, so i'm like, ah shit, i'll have to introduce myself to this dog all over again.

so im sitting on the ground very non-threateningly as The Creature is circling with her tail between her legs. and then i remember something the adoption agency told me when i first adopted my blind dog, Loki. they said "talk to him ALL THE TIME!! dogs learn who people are by the way their breath smells! nobody knows that."

so i think. Oh, excellent. and I grab The Creature by the face, pull her toward me, and blow air straight into her nose.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED.

her mouth opened into this big old smile and she immediately started wagging her tail like "oh, it's you! Hi! sorry. something changed, but idk it doesn't matter anymore" and she was an unstoppable cuddle bug aftter that.

anyway psa if you've transitioned and are visiting a dog who you once knew, breathe on their face.

Old Silver Pt. 2

+ Sebek !! (in my head his fae genes kick in a little later in life)

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

Happy birthday to Epel. I DID finish on time I just didn't use this tumblr until now!!! Anyway, context is that he's pulling something called a "dekayama" which is a giant float from my town's local festival. By my town, I mean the one I'm currently living in... I'm moving soon and I'm gonna miss this festival!

You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

Officer please I didn't kill him I only stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and then he died completely unrelatedly ten minutes later