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Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

dere you go

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Try drawing myself with Phyto and human Pupper, cause I don't know how to draw a Papyrus head.

Both characters belong to @imjustalazycat

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

reblog to save a life, i didn’t know this

cartoon network commercial from 2004

Y'all please help me.

I have an amazing friend @dramatic-mami3042 who's going through a tough time. Each reblog this text post gets will get pushed back another day.

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