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This is the list of facts of Faustisse’s latest stream …which for some reason I cant watch :’v (maybe ‘cause I live in Narnia). Thanks to @kiddoryder ​ and “Hazbin Hotel Italia” on facebook (cool group!) who helped me to get the facts.

1.    The thumbnail’s pic is the Von Eldritch family’s dining room table

2.    All the comics are prequels  

3.    There are estimated dates for the comics. For Charlie’s comic: October, for Angel Dust’s comic: this month and for Alastor’s comic: MAYBE next month.  

4.    Lucifer’s heavily involved in Charlie’s prequel comic

5.    Lucifer’s backstory will be explained only in the show, not the comics

6.    Faust gave the names of the whole Von Eldritch family. The son is Seviathan (Charlie’s ex), the daughter is Hellsa (Charlie’s rival), the father Frederick and the mother Bethesa.  

7.    Velvet is the craziest of the Vs group, being Vox and Val the more level headed

8.    Lucifer has wings

9.    Lucifer doesnt cooks cause his idea of “cooking” is carnival food

10.  Alastor isn’t planning to be an overlord he doesn’t desire power (*gasp*)

11.  What happened to Vaggie’s eye is a spoiler (I think whoever hurt her, did it with an angel weapon, otherwise her eye would have regenerated by now).

12.  Vaggie doesn’t have other friends besides Charlie

13.  Lucifer and Lilith are loyal to each other and they love each other very much

14.  Husk is tall but not as tall as Angel

15.  Vox was in his 30-40s when he died

16.  Lucifer is the most powerful overlord

17.  Stolas isn’t as strong as he seems

18.  Sir Pentious might have a son (*gasp* x2)

19.  Angel Dust’s comic was supposed to be finished and posted last year but “something happened”.

20.  Valentino is 3 meters tall

21.   Lucifer loves his family immensely but he’s not a good father

(link in the source of the post, although Im afraid only a few countries are able to watch the video, maybe Faust will reupload it later idk)

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