Why Not? Who Knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Now YouTube has a habit of recommending me the weirdest stuff recently, but today i got this on my recommendations

And about halfway through listening to this, I went and read the comments, literally I could not stop reading I was there for hours, here are some of my favorites

The wedding is about to begin!!

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended.

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this.